Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want... 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any floaties (ie, backwash) 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that Why is this person my mother? way. 8. Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty. 7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a Hi Ya Mom! just as I put a razor to my ankle. 6. A full time cleaning person - period! 5. For my teenager to announce Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day! 4. A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line. 3. To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions. 2. To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and NOT have someone moan, Oh no! Why me...! And the #1 thing that moms REALLY want is..... Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison
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