A patient walks into his therapist's practice. Instinctively, the therapist asks, "How are you feeling? What is the problem you'd like me to address?"
The patient composes himself before saying, "Sometimes I dream I'm a wigwam and other times I'm a teepee. Sometimes wigwam, sometimes teepee. Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam. I don't know what to do!"
The therapist brushes this off and says, I know what's wrong! You're *two tents*!"
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