I met this girl at a bar who told me she loved excitement. I took her home that night and gave her a slideshow of my vacation pictures. She rejected me halfway through and walked out without even saying so much as a "goodbye". My roommate walked in and asked what I did to drive her away. I said " I don't know. I thought I was showing her a good time."
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