Tom_Swifties with flatly

'I like pancakes' said Tom flatly

'My girlfriend needs a boob job' said Tom flatly

'I am not so inclined' said Tom flatly

'I have an apartment in London' said Tom flatly

'Sounds out of tune to me' said Tom flatly

'Just get the jack' said Tom flatly

'Ow, my arches have fallen!' said Tom flatly

Any more ?

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