I was in the public restroom and had just sat down. A voice from the next stall said “Hi...how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “Thanks...I’m doing fine.”
The voice said “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting right here!”
From next door, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed, I said, "I'm rather busy right now!”
The voice then said, “Listen, I'll have to call you back. There’s a moron in the next toilet stall answering all my questions!"
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