A man at the movies had left his seat to buy an ice-cream. On his return he said to an old lady sitting at the end of the row,
"I'm sorry, but did I step on your toe a minute ago?"
The woman angrily replied "Yes, you certainly did!"
"Oh," said the man, "Then this is my row."
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