Not long after their wedding, Scott and Lisa awake early one morning.
They are up for quite a while before they meet in the kitchen.
Marriage has been agreeing with Scott, and he greets his new wife with glee. �Sweetheart,� he says, �if you�ll just make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready.�
�Great! What are we having?� asks Lisa.
�Toast and juice,� replies Scott.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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