A vampire walks into a bar one late night.
The vampire ask the bartender "May I have a cup of hot water?"
The bartender takes out a cup and pours out a cup of hot water.
When the bartender placed the cup on the counter he asked "I thought vampires only drink blood."
the vampire then pulls out a tampon and says "I'm making tea".
HIOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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