He runs into his parents' bathroom where his mother is doing her hair.
He shouts, "Mommy, Mommy! Guess how old I am!"
"How old are you?" she asks.
"I'm seven, I'm seven!" says Timmy.
"Yes you are!" she says, "Go tell Daddy!"
Timmy runs downstairs to the kitchen where his father is making coffee.
"Daddy, Daddy! Guess how old I am!"
"How old are you?" he asks.
"I'm seven! I'm seven!" says Timmy.
"That's right, champ!" says his father, "Go tell Grandpa!"
Timmy runs into the living room where his grandpa is watching T.V.
"Grandpa, Grandpa!" says Timmy, "Guess how old I am!"
Grandpa thinks for a minute. "Hmm," he says, "I don't know, let me check."
Grandpa bends Timmy over his knee, pulls down his jammies, and sticks his finger in his butt. Then he pulls it out and sniffs it.
"You're seven, aren't you?" says Grandpa.
"Yeah!" says Timmy, amazed. "How did you do that?"
"Eh, I heard you tell your dad."
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