Little Timmy was awakened from a sound sleep to a bright flash and a strange capsule like object in his bedroom. As Timmy cowered with his sheet pulled up to his chin, a door opened and out stepped a man who was the adult version of Timmy. In a soothing voice he told Timmy that he was his future self who came back in time to see him. Little Timmy brightened up and with a smile asked what he was going to be when he grew up. Future Timmy locked the bedroom door, turned, smiled at Timmy and said, “a pedophile Timmy, a pedophile.”
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