A man dies and goes to heaven. Upon his arrival, he sees a massive wall filled with clocks.
"What are all these clocks for?" He asks. "Those are lie clocks," explains God, "each person is designated a clock and each time they lie, their clock ticks once"
The man spots a clock that reads 12:00. "Who's clock is that?" He asks. " That's Mother Theresa's clock," says God, "She's never told a lie."
"Where is Donald Trumps clock?" Asks the man. "His is in my office," says God, "it makes an excellent desk fan."
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