TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

Ever heard the...

Don't worry, its kinda fishy

British attorney

A young British attorney came to his office all in bruises and scratches....

Why hasn't there...

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceañera

A mexican fixed...

I guess you can call it Manuel labor.

So Fat

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the television set you miss three episodes.

For the English

Q: What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to...

Mother in law

John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door...

Why do you have...

Because red shirts die easily.

How many women...

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Only...

Eternal Marriage

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal...