So this happened yesterday while I was working as a biologist. I was studying the innards of multiple eagles, donated to me by the local zoo. While I was working on testing one of the eagles, my colleague called me over to help her out with crunching some numbers. Little did I know, the eagles I was testing woke up from the sleeping gas and tried to escape. I shouted,
"Quick! Grab my test eagles!"
Which led to numerous awkward moments between me and my colleague, as she had gripped my balls oh so tightly.
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