I tried to do the "I'm not gonna get married until gay people are allowed to get married. Because I'm gay." In honor of Harris Wittles. Well, I must have not said it right because everyone at work took it seriously and now my boss wont make eye contact with me when we make love.
RIP Harry W.
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