A man is waiting at the reception of a hotel. As he was just about to ask a question he accidentally thrust his elbow between the bosom of a woman standing behind him. He turns around and says 'Miss, if your heart is as soft as your breasts you will probably forgive me', to which the woman responds: 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow my room number is 428'.
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