Threw a party with my friend!

It was amazing!

First, we had to get some cool costumes, and I must say, as far as service goes, it was amazing! We left the place as quickly as we came in, each with a really cool costume- no waiting at all.

Secondly, we went out to get some snacks for the party, just your usual stuff, crisps and the like- nothing fancy. We selected all we could and piled it up onto our basket, it was very exciting! Planning for a party is something that has always excited me.

Lastly, we made sure everything would run smoothly when the guests arrived. This involved counting seats, a sort of checklist, you know, the usual. Ok so, snack area (check), appropriate lighting (check), good music (check)...

I was halfway through the list when my friend turned to me and said "Hey, where are people going to queue for punch?"

I looked at her in shock, damn, I hadn't planned as well as I thought I had! I turned to her and said "They'll have to form a sort of crowd- I guess there's no punchline".

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