...getting ready to play racquetball, when a masked man runs in, stark naked, dick flopping all over the place.
The first woman looks down and says, "Well, it's certainly not *my* husband!"
The second woman looks too and says, "No, it's not him."
The third woman says "This guy isn't even a member of this club!"
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