Three women are at a restaurant getting lunch.

They all date men named Jeff, by coincidence, and they always get confused when they talk about their boyfriends.

One of the women says to the others, "Why don't we give our boyfriends nicknames so we can tell them apart?"

The second woman, takes a drink of her soda and says, "Why don't we name them after soft drinks? I'll call mine 7-Up, because he's got seven inches, and it's always up!"

The third woman says, "I'll call mine Mountain Dew, cause when he says he's mountin', you bet he do!"

They both turn to the first woman, and wait for her answer.

The first woman says, "I'll call mine Jack Daniels, it definitely suits him."

The other two women, both confused at her answer, say to the first woman, "That doesn't count, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor."

The first woman replies, "He sure is!"