Three vampires walk into a bar.
The first one signals the bartender and says, " I'll take one pint of blood."
The bartender says ok and served him the pint of blood.
The second vampire signals the bartender and says, " I'll take two pints of blood."
The bartender says ok and serves him the two pints of blood.
The third vampire signals the bartender and before he can order the bartender says, "Let me guess, you want three pints of blood."
The vampire says, " No, actually I will just take a cup of hot water."
The bartender looks confused and ask, " Oh ok, but what for?"
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "Because I have a tea bag"
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