Three vampires go to a bar. First one orders a tall glass of blood. Second one orders a shot of blood and a blood on ice. Third one orders a mug of hot water. Upon hearing this second vampire exclaims: "You're a fucking vampire! What kind of a fag orders hot water?!"
Third vampire pulls out a bloody tampon from his pocket, and says: "I like to drink mine steeped."
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