three soldiers are sitting next to fireplace. When one of them stats bragging.
"Once I had to cross whole lake with my gear on me, while running from enemies"
Second guys doesn't fall back
"I had to do the same, but on top of that I had to help two old ladies swim with me"
Third guy doesn't say anything. He stands up, whips out his dick and moves embers around with it
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