The eldest eventually gets bored of debating and flies of into the night, coming back 5 minutes later covered in blood.
"Siblings of mine! See the lone house on the path into the city, silent and lost in a stripe of blood and fury?" shrieks the eldest with sadistic glory in his voice.
"Yes, we do" murmured the siblings
The eldest retorts "I murdered the entire family, leaving the mother till the last so she may watch her family die!!"
The middle brother, not to be outdone, flies off into the night, coming back a mere minute later coated in blood and viscera.
"BROTHERS! See the tavern beyond the house with it's windows smashed and halls darkened?"
"Yes brother, we do." replied the brothers.
"I snuck into the tavern and murdered all but one of the patrons, broke his legs and left him to weep among the corspes of his fellows!"
The eldest is impressed, the youngest, eager to prove his worth, flies off into the night. Coming back a mere five seconds later with blood and bone all down his front.
"Brothers!" he cried. "Do you see the church within the town? With it's high and mighty steeple bent to the wind?!" Shrieked the youngest.
"Yes brother, we do" reply the siblings.
"Well I didn't..."
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