Three sand-castle makers...

...were drinking out at the beach, boasting about their creations.

The first one said, "I once built a replica of the Taj Mahal on this very beach. Took me a week to finish it. My greatest masterpiece yet."

The second one chimed in, "That's nothing. I once built a replica of the Palace of Versailles on this beach, and it only took me three days."

When the third one did not say anything, the first guy said, "Well, it looks like our friend here does not have any of his masterpiece stories to share."

The third one pointed at a replica of the Himeji Castle just a few feet away from them, "That's the one I made. It wasn't there a moment ago."

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