They walk up to the bartender and ask for a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve rope". They leave and go to another bar and ask the bartender for a beer and his reply is the same, "We don't serve rope". On their trip to the third bar, one of the ropes goes into the bathroom and ties one of his ends together and shreds the end. He walks back out to his friends and they ask for a beer. The bartender replies "We don't serve rope". The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot".
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