Three roaches took shelter in the bathroom for the night.

Three cockroaches took shelter in a bathroom telling each other how the night went, first one said "I live in the sink and it rained a few times", second one says "I took shelter in the bathtub and it rains then even flooded", third one said "I'm living in the toilet, first it rained, then it thundered, then a log hit me in the head".

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