Three priests walk up to a door at a bar.

When they try to open the door, a very drunk man steps out. He tells each priest that he's Jesus Christ. All of the priests disagree with him, and he tells them, "I can prove it!"

So he walks back into the bar with the three priests, and the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, you're back again?"

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