Three pregnant girls are sitting in the bleachers knitting sweaters to pass the time.
The first says "I hope my baby will be a girl, because I am knitting a pink sweater"
The second says "Well I hope my baby will be a boy, because I am knitting a blue sweater"
That's when the third shouts "Fuck!... I hope my baby is a spastic because I just fucked up the sleeves"
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