Three old women are sharing a house when one of their sons comes to visit. He sits at the table with his mother and the conversation turns to the forgetfulness of the other two women. Almost as if on cue, one old woman yells from upstairs, "Hey, I'm in bed and I can't remember if I just woke up or if I need to go to sleep!" The two at the table chuckle as the other old woman yells, "Hey, I'm in the shower and I can't remember if I've showered of if I just finished!" The woman at the table proceeds to knock on the table and say, "Knock on wood my memory never gets that bad. Let me just see who's at the door and I'll get you some coffee."
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