The first one says:"Guess what I found in Father's room while cleaning it? A pile of porn under his bed!"
"So what did you do?" asked the other two.
"I ripped it up and threw it out, of course."
The second nun says:"Guess what I found while doing Father's laundry? A box of condoms hidden in his shirt!"
"So what did you do?" asked the other two nuns.
"I poked holes in all of them, of course."
The third nun fainted.
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