Three nuns died and went to Heaven. St. Peter told them that they had been
saintly and holy nuns but would each have to answer a question in order to
enter Heaven.
He asked the first nun, Sister Angelica, "Who was the first man on earth?"
"Oh", she replied. "That was Adam."
Trumpets blared, angels sang, St. Peter gave her a white robe and welcomed
Sister Angelica to Heaven.
He asked the second nun, Sister Carmela, "Who was the first woman on earth?"
"Oh", she replied. "That would be Eve."
Trumpets blared, angels sang, St. Peter gave her a white robe and welcomed
Sister Carmela to Heaven.
The third nun, Sister Maria, was getting a bit nervous because the first
questions had been so easy. St. Peter turned to her and asked "What was the
first thing Eve said to Adam?"
"Oh", she replied. "That's very hard."
Trumpets blared, angels sang, St. Peter gave her a white robe and welcomed
Sister Maria to Heaven.
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