Three men were relieving their pressure at a urinal.
The guy in the middle looks at the guy on his left and to his surprise he can see two streams coming out from down below. "What's up with that stream?" He asked curiously.
"I am a var veteran, and in battle a grenade blew off close to me causing a tiny fragment to hit the tip of my penis. Thus the stream" The guy replied.
Then the guy in the middle then looks at the guy to his right and sees three beams coming out from down below. "What's up with your stream then?" He asked curiously again.
"I am a var veteran too, and in battle a bullet penetrated the lower part of my stomach forcing me to undergo surgery. What you see is a result of that surgery" The guy replied.
Then both men on each side look at the guy in the middle and to their surprise they see 13 streams coming out from down below. "Oh, so you are a war veteran too?" One of them asks.
"Nah. Just fucking stuck in the zipper!"
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