were in heaven and all wanted their lives back. They spoke to God. God said, "I'll give you back your lives on one condition. You must give up the thing you love most." The three men agreed.
The first man gave up burgers.
The second man gave up money.
And the third man gave up his gay sexuality.
Through the miracles of God, they were then placed back on earth to live freely. That day, the three men were walking down the street.
The first man sees a burger shop and says, "surely one burger won't hurt!" He takes a bite, and dies.
The two remaining men continued walking. The second man sees a dollar on the ground and says, "One dollar won't hurt!" He bends over to pick it up and they both die.
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