there were 3 mens that were in prison and all 3 of them done the biggest crime ever. in court the jugde decided that all 3 of them have to spend the rest of their life in prison. the 3 men were told that they can 1 thing what ever they want, so the 1st man asked for all the women in the world, the 2nd man asked for all the alcahol in the world and the 3rd man asked for all the ciggeretes in the world,so they all got what they wanted.
50 years later the caretaker went to check up on them. he went to the 1st mans room and saw lots of babys,he went to the 2nd mans room and saw the man was drunk,he went to the 3rd mans room and he sees the mans hands are shaking and saying have u got a lighter
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