I don't know if anyone has heard this before:
Three men crash on an island inhabited by natives. Since the Natives do not feel comfortable to outsiders, they have to go through a trial in order to live. The natives tell the survivors to find three of any fruit in the time span of three days.
Survivor number one gets there first, with three oranges. The natives tell the survivor that he has to consume the three oranges without chewing or preparing the food, and survive. Survivor number one cannot get a single one down his throat, so he fails. The punishment is death.
Survivor number two comes back on the third day. He brings three grapes. He swallows the first two, before suddenly chewing the third grape, therefore failing. The punishment is death.
In the Afterlife, Survivor one and two are having a conversation:
"Dude, you had that in the bag, why'd you chew it?"
"I saw the last guy walking back with pineapples, I had to clench my teeth to stop myself from laughing."
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