**My brother just reminded me of this joke I used to tell back in 2nd grade like 20 years ago:**
There are three men in an airplane: a Russian guy, a Japanese guy and an American. As the plane is flying over Russia, the Russian says "I love my country so much I'll drop a nickel." So he drops a nickel and parachutes down and sees a girl crying.
"What's the matter little girl?"
"My dad is choking on a nickel and he's dying!" she exclaims.
Back in the airplane, now flying over Japan, the Japanese guy says "I love my country so much, I'll drop a *dime*!" He drops a dime and parachutes down to find a girl crying.
"What's the matter little girl?"
"My dad is choking on a dime and he's dying!" she says.
Back in the plane, now flying over the US, the American guy says "I hate my country so much, I'm going to drop a bomb!" He drops a bomb and parachutes down to discover a girl laughing...
"What is so funny little girl?"
"My dad just farted and the house blew up!"
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