The cannibal leader tells them that if they can complete two tasks, they'll be set free.
"Your first task is to go out into the forest and collect 10 of any fruit."
The men walk off, 10 minutes later, the first man arrives back with 10 apples.
"You must now insert all 10 into your anus, without any emotion."
After forcing the second one in, he winces- The cannibals kill him and eat him.
Shortly after, the second man returns with 10 grapes, he is given the same task.
After getting to the 9th grape, he bursts out laughing, the cannibals kill him and eat him.
The two men later met in heaven, the first man asks "Why did you laugh? You were almost done!"
In which the second man replies "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples!"
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