The first man prays to God: "Lord, oh Lord! Give me the wisdom to cross this river!" So, God gives the man the ability to swim and he swims across.
The second man prays to God: "Lord, oh Lord! Give me the wisdom to cross this river!" So, God gives the man the ability to make a raft and he crosses the river with it.
The third man prays to God: "Lord, oh Lord! Give me the wisdom to cross this river!" God's getting tired by now and gives him the wisdom to cross the bridge over the river.
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