Three men go to heaven, and St. Peter says they are full....

...so they are transported down to hell. The devil, being a reasonable guy, apologizes for the mistake, and promises to set each man up with a room filled with whatever they want. The first man asks for a room full of chocolate, which the devil procures, and closes the door behind him. The second man asks for a room full of beautiful women, the devil agrees, and shows him into the room. The third man requests a room full of Marijuana. The devil shows him in, and says "Ok, I'll check on you in 10,000 years."

When the devil comes back, he open the first day to find a huge fat man, covered in chocolate, and enjoying himself. He open the second door, and sees a bunch of pregnant women, and babies.

When the devil open the third door, the man jumps out, and grabs the devil by the collar. He screams:

"GOT A LIGHT?"

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