Three men get to the Heaven's Gates..

..and Saint John is there to say: "I'm sorry guys, but heaven is quite full now so let's make a deal. The one who tells the best story of how he died, gets to the heaven." He then approaches the first of the three.

The man starts:"So.. I had had this feeling for a long time, that my wife is cheating on me. Thus I decided to go early home from work to check on the situation because I had a feeling something fishy might be going on. When I got home, I saw another man's clothes on the floor of the hallway. So I went to the bedroom where my wife was naked and sobbing and making excuses but I was just furious and wanted to find the guy. Watched under the bed and in the closet and then it hit me.. THE BALCONY! So I went there and he was hanging from the railing. Frustrated, I started hitting his hands so the bastard would fall off. It was the third floor of a tower block so he would fall pretty badly. The F*cker held really nicely onto the railing, so I decided to get a hammer. Couple of nice hits and the guy was lying on the ground, but I was so damn frustrated that I threw him with our freezer and snapped my back while doing it. So that's how I died."

John loked at the man and nodded. Then went to the second guy.
The 2nd man then started:"Well, I was cleaning my house, all over everywhere. It was a beautiful day and because I live on the fourth floor I decided to enjoy it and leave washing the windows last. So while I was doing it, I slipped on the soap and started falling, but thank God I got to hang on the railing. My hands stretched a bit and I had a hard time getting up. Suddenly some guy came from the apartment and started beating my hands. I tried to tell him to stop but he didn't listen. I barely managed to hold on but then the maniac took A HAMMER. It hurt like hell and I had to let go. I fell to the ground and I got in so much pain that i had probably few of my ribs broken. I hoped that someone could call an ambulance but before anything else could happen, I saw a fridge or freezer or something flying towards me from the third floor. Aaaaand that's how I got here then."

Saint John had a surprised look when the man finished. But he had to let the third man tell his story so he started: "Well.. Imagine that you are naked in a freezer.."

P.s. English isn't my native lang so don't hate me for grammar mistakes