They are captured by some by some cannibals. The chief tells them in order not to be eaten, they must go search and collect 10 of the same fruit from somewhere on the island and bring it back to him. They split up and go searching for fruits.
Guy number one comes back carrying ten apples. The chief tells him in order to live, he must put all 10 of the apples up his butt without any noise or displays of emotion. He fits two up his butt and starts crying and is killed and eaten.
Guy number two comes back carrying 10 cherries. The chief tells him in order to live, he must put all 10 of the cherries up his butt without any noise or displays of emotion. He puts 8 up his butt and starts laughing. He is killed and eaten.
Guy number 1 and 2 meet up in heaven. Guy one askes, you almost did it, you were so close why did you start laughing?
Guy number 2 says, i saw guy number 3 coming with pineapples.
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