Three men get stranded on an island...

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man. The natives say that they will row them off the island if all of there flasid penis lenths add up to 10in. First the black man walks up and measured out to 5in. The white man walks up and reads 4 inches. The Asian man walks up and reads 1 inch.
The natives keeping their word put all 3 of them in a boat and shipped them to the nearest civilization.
On the ride home the asian whispered "I can't believe they didn't notice my erection!"

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