Three men get stranded on an island ...

Three men get stranded on an island. They think they're alone but get caught by the indigenous people. The indigenous people tell the three men that the only way they will permit the men to survive is if the men go into the woods and bring back 10 pieces of fruit. The men say, OK that doesn't sound too bad. They run into the woods for a while and eventually the first man comes back. He has his arms full with apples. He drops on the sand and says, "Here's your apples, please let me live!. The tribes people say say that there are two parts to survival. The man must put all 10 pieces of fruit up his bum without making any facial expressions or sounds. The man looks horrified, but in the name of survival, he begins. 1...2... and he bursts out crying in pain. The tribes people kill him on the spot. A little later the second man comes running up. He has 10 grapes in his hands, and after hearing what he must do, he begins putting them in his bum. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... and he BURSTS out laughing. He is killed on the spot. Now up in heaven, the first man sees the second man and goes "Hey, I was watching you, why didn't you just control yourself for a few more seconds so you could get that last grape and live?" The second man replies "I couldn't help myself, I saw the third guy running over with pineapples."