Three men enter a room for a job interview...

... and they are told by the employer that they have to do two tasks to get the job.

"I want you to go away, blow up a retail store, come back to me and recite the alphabet" says the employer.

So the first man leaves the meeting room, and an hour later returns to recite the alphabet:

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"

The employer says "What shop did you destroy?"

"Tesco!"

"Very good, you can head home and we will be in touch"

The second man is then told to do the same, and once again returns within an hour.


"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ" he says.

"Which one did you blow up?" he is asked.

"Asda"

The second man then heads home feeling proud of his efforts.

The third man then leaves however comes back to the room within 10 minutes.

"ACDEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTUVWXYZ" he recites confidently.

"Wait, what happened to B and Q" says the employer, very confused as to how he could have got this wrong.

"I blew it up"