At the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that he will ask each of them a question and that their answer will determine how they will get around in heaven.
He asks the first man, “Have you ever cheated on your wife?” The man answers, “No, never!” St. Peter says, “Good man, I will give you a Ferrari for your loyalty.”
St. Peter then asks the second man, “Have you ever cheated on your wife?” The man answers, “I did once and regret it to this day!” St. Peter says, “I hear your regret. Take this Honda Civic.”
St. Peter then asks the third man, “Have you ever cheated on your wife?” The man answers, “Many times. What can I say, I just love women!” St. Peter says, “You are honest. Take this scooter. At least you won’t have to walk.”
So the third man is riding around on his scooter when he sees the first man’s Ferrari pulled over to the side of the road. He sees the man, crying, and asks, “What’s wrong?”
The first man replies, “I just saw my wife on a bicycle.”
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