At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter welcomes them and says, "Before you go in, I just need to mark down for my records how much money you made, and what you did as your profession while you were on Earth."
The first guy says, "I made ten million dollars a year." St. Peter says, "Wow, that's very impressive! What did you do?" The guy says, "I was the head of a big finance firm that processed tons of money." St. Peter writes this down, and tells the first man he can go on in.
He turns to the second guy. "And how much money did you make?" The second guy says, "I made fifteen million dollars a year." St. Peter says, "Wow, that is extremely impressive. What did you do?" The man says, "I was the CEO of a very successful technology company." Again St. Peter writes this down, and tells the man he can go on in.
He looks at the third guy and says, "And how much money did you make?" The man proudly says, "I made twelve thousand dollars a year!" St. Peter says, "That's great! What instrument did you play?"
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