Shit sees a pound in the middle of the road and runs out to grab it, as he does so, he gets hit by a car, the car doesn't stop.
Fuck-you and Manners start panicking, but eventually Manners calms down enough to tell Fuck-you to run and find some help, so Fuck-you runs off to find help while Manners stays with shit and tries to pick him up to get him out of the road.
Eventually Fuck-you finds a police offer, and runs up to him gushing "help, help, my friends been run over".
"okay calm down" says the police officer, "whats your name?"
"Fuck-you" is the reply.
"whats that?" says the police officer,
"Fuck-you"
"I'm going to ask you one more time, what is your name?"
"FUCK-YOU" shouts fuck-you
"where are your manners!" says the police officer
fuck-you replies "down the road, picking up shit".
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