Three men arrive at the Pearly Gates at exactly the same moment. Puzzled, St Peter looks at them and says, "Wow, three at once? This doesn't happen often. Tell me how you got here."
The first man says, "I'd just arrived home early from work to surprise my wife with flowers when I saw clothes strewn about the floor. I walked up the stairs to find her naked in our bed. I was sure she must have been cheating on me, so I ran around the house looking for the bastard. Eventually I looked out from the upstairs kitchen window and saw a naked man behind a hedge next door. I thought it MUST be him and I was so mad, so with all my strength I picked up the fridge, went out on to the balcony and threw it at the guy. But I've got a weak heart and it must've been too heavy because I died."
The second man says, "Well, I was a landscaper and I was just getting changed after a job when this fridge came hurtling towards me and I died."
The third man says, "Uhh, I was hiding in this fridge, and..."
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