Three men are walking to the gates of heaven together.

They had a long walk ahead of them, so they decided to discuss the ways the had died.
The first man began, "Well, I was cleaning the windows outside the apartment building I work at when, all of the sudden, the mechanism holding me up snapped! Luckily I caught hold of a window ledge, but then I felt two hard stomps smash both my hands of the ledge. Thankfully I wasn't too high up because I managed to hit the ground without any serious injuries. And thats when my luck ran out. A fridge flew out a window and landed right on top of me! So that's how I died."
The second man then began his story. "My story's pretty silly. I got back to my apartment when I noticed my place had been robbed! And the drawers were empty and my television was in a black bag at the door. Thats when I noticed two small hands outside my window. I was so mad my little home had been robbed that I stomped both the hands off the window ledge and threw my fridge out the window... but before I did so I accidentally got my hand wrapped around the fridge's cord and out I went with the fridge."
Completely stunned the third man said, "Um where to start? I was robbing some guys place when I heard him come in. Then I hid in the fridge..."

Edit: I did not come up with this joke, a friend I know did. I DO NOT know where he got it from.