One is a black man. One is a white man. And the last is a Mexican man.
One day, the three men stumble across a small bottle. One of them rubs it and poof! Out pops a genie as they tend to do.
The genie looks at the men and says to them, "Normally, I would grant whoever freed me three wishes. But since there are three of you, I'll grant you one each."
The black man steps forward and says, "I wish that all my people would be back in Mother Africa living happily."
The genie nods his head and the black man disappears in a puff of smoke.
The Mexican man steps forward next. "I wish that all my people could ve back in Mexico living happily."
The genie nods his head and the mexican man disappears in a cloud of smoke.
Finally, the genie turns to the white man and asks, "and what is your wish?"
The man looks at the genie and asks "So you mean to tell me that all the niggers and spics in my country are gone now?"
The genie nods.
"Fuck it. I'll have a coke."
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