They shout at the first man, demanding to know what his job was before he was captured.
"I was a butcher!" He says. The terrorists get a meat cleaver, and hack his dick off with it.
They shout at the second man, demanding to know what his job was before he was captured.
"I was a plumber!" he says. The terrorists use a lead pipe to beat his dick until it no longer functions properly.
They turn to the third man, but much to their surprise, they find him laughing so hard he's crying. They demand to know why he's laughing - to which he replies:
"I used to put together vacuums!"
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